'There once was a girl from Nantucket' is the first line from a limerick about a girl who couldn't pay her fare, so she provided a sexual favour instead. We recommend our users to update the browser. The New York Exchange went one step further with the third rhyme, and the Pawtucket Times took over from there. There was a young lady of Louth, Who returned from a trip in the South; Her father said: 'Nelly, There's more in your belly. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. Nantucket is in fact a real place, based in Massachusetts, USA. When using the limerick as X-rated humor, you pick words that rhyme with bucket.. At the local museum Which distressed all the people of Chertsey. *sighs* Not even a bar-room poet. I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) The limericksBelow are 3 of the most well-known versions of the limerick, starting with the original dirty one. Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours. Oh, and how I needed all the smiles youve given me in here. If you thought this limerick was funny, youll love these funny science jokes. lol! View all posts by ChuckleBuzz Team, There was a young man from Devizes, For he told a fat girl she was skinny! Amazing Funny Facts and Crazy Statistics! So to save himself trouble Nell Rose (author) from England on April 29, 2012: Hi Larry, haha! 10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. A magazine writer named Bing / Could make copy from most anything; / But the copy he wrote / of a ten-dollar note / Was so good he now lives in Sing Sing. We don't hear from you often enough. An oyster from Kalamazoo / Confessed he was feeling quite blue. "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. Manage Settings Just what I needed to perk me up and make me smile. (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum. Your email address will not be published. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Which itself is based on a poem about a man with a strange choice of wallet. There was an Old Man of Nantucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 22, 2010: Hi, raisingme, I was going to get ruder then I thought better of it! . Lets unpack it for you in this post. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . Joseph Kim, Walen, MA. ha ha thanks again nell. Box 626, Nantucket, MA 02554, or email your limerick. You can have six inches more! Nell Rose (author) from England on August 19, 2010: Hi, pmc, lol glad you like them, I did have a few more, but they were, well a bit more rude!
