If you have a ghost, But you don't want to play host, You can't sleep at all, So who do you call Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters. Anything. Annette! Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: Look, this wasn't Dr. Peter Venkman: Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. Do you believe in God? Janine Melnitz: A strong comedic cast, talented director, and a memorable theme song catapulted the movie to the history books. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! Dr. Raymond Stantz: [abruptly closing her door] Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: You've never been out of college: you don't know what it's like out there. The full commercial (again, without the on-screen graphics) also appears in the PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. [whispering] You don't know what it's like out there! I don't know where they get these guest conductors. Some of the other fun quotes from the script include: Ive worked in the private sector. That was two days ago and I haven't been back to my apartment. [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] Good guess, but wrong. The Ghostbusters dig Dana Barrett and Louis Tully out of the charred Terror Dog remains. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dana Barrett: You gotta try this pole. What? Nov 1, 2021, 9:52 AM. Dana Barrett: Up until two weeks ago. The Keymaster, Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand, Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door, She slams the door in his face. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. Venkman knocks again]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, there's something you don't see every day. Ghostbusters Script PDF Download Click to view and download the entire Ghostbusters script PDF below. What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut? Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: [Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval]. This is preposterous. You're the best one on your row. Break it up! Dana Barrett: Do you have any hobbies? What do you mean "big"? This is a major disgrace - forget MIT or Stanford, now. Louis: Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. They gave us money and facilities - we didn't have to produce anything! [surveying a wrecked apartment building corridor having climbed over thirty flights of stairs with his proton pack]. We've been going about this all wrong. I know; do exactly as I say. Winston Zeddemore: No, no, NO! Dr. Raymond Stantz: [possessed by Vinz Clortho] The phone-in topic Today: "Ghosts and Ghostbusting." This happen to you before? These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange. I've gotta get this in the clear! That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Dr. Peter Venkman: Step aside. Wolfhard assumed that would take him out of the running for this film. I got a great workout. Hey Ray. Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Louis would have been similar to. We just got a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency. [hands Egon a petri dish filled with ectoplasmic residue] I've WORKED in the private sector. I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog Dr. Egon Spengler: Lenny, offically the church won't take any postion with the religious implications of these phenomenons. Winston Zeddemore: end systolic volume definition Download Brochure To our FIRST and ONLY customer. Louis: [tickling piano keys] [holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail] Going up? Then our prisoners will be released. [Dana Barrett has just transformed into a demon]. [astounded] Well, that's what I heard! As you can read, originally the lines were said by different members of the team. [sarcastically] Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality]